DANCING DISASTER
“I had a crush on my dance teacher, so I was thrilled when during one class, we paired up for a dance. Unfortunately, I was so nervous, I started sweating profusely—and by the time it came to doing a move that involved swooping between his legs, a huge sweat patch had formed on my back. To stop him from seeing it, I had to pretend to fluff the move and fall on my back! Everybody had a good laugh— including him! Next time I’ll stick to less sexually charged classes.”