Your Hotness Fries His Brain
Scientists have confirmed that guys really do act dumb when around a pretty woman. Well, duh. But here’s the interesting part: dudes don’t have to see the woman for it to happen. A study found that men had ad a harder time doing basic math when they received an instant message from a woman than when they received one from a man. Experts say it’s because be use men are wired to think about sex when presented with even the idea of a sexy woman, leaving less brainpower for, say, figuring out two plus two. Q every time Schmidt does something lame, his roommates make him put money in the douche-bag jar. What are some tip-offs that a guy falls into that category?
A. You don’t want to see the stitching on jeans. Also, unless you’re going on a date with Justin Timberlake, if the guy’s wearing a vest that belongs with a suit as his exterior garment, run.
got it. Anything else? A. If he starts a sentence with “Well, you know the type of guy I am is...” and then goes into it, he’s probably the opposite. Like, “You know the type of guy I am is just a straight shooter. A real honest guy.” So if he starts a sentence like that, again...run. Q jess, Schmidt’s roommate, is super-quirky and girlie. What’s some stuff women do that guys don’t get?
A. I’ll tell you right now what it is—lists. All you guys want to do is make lists of things to do.
Q how can a woman use her guy friend as a wingman, à la Schmidt?
A. Truthfully, I don’t think girls really need a wingman. If a girl comes up to a guy, I think we’re usually pretty psyched about the whole thing.
Q what’s something you should’nt say to a woman? A. “No!” (Download New Girl from tvfanatic.com)