CALL ME, MAYBE?
“I was talking to this hot guy at an IPL game, and we were flirting. Afterwards, he asked for my number. Trying to be cute, I tried pulling his phone out of his hand to type it in myself. As I tugged, his phone slipped and fell down into a sewer grate. I tried to fish it out but couldn’t reach it. Then he called his buddies to help, but they couldn’t reach either. Ultimately, they gave up, and though I apologised, he never called me.”
‘Hello? I was wondering if you had some fur furniture for purchase?’