HIT­TING THE WRONG NOTE

Cosmopolitan (India) - - CONFESSIONS -

“I’d just met this re­ally hot girl, and when she in­vited me to a jazz night at the hottest new bar in town, I lied and said I to­tally loved jazz. We were en­joy­ing a drink when she asked who my favourite jazz artist was. Clue­less, I scanned the walls, spot­ted a framed record on it and said ‘Bil­lie Hol­i­day’. She seemed re­ally ex­cited with my choice, and asked me my favourite song, and I said, ‘I like all his stuff’. Af­ter that, the con­ver­sa­tion died. Later, I re­alised that Bil­lie Hol­i­day was ac­tu­ally a chick!”

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