CRACKED IS WHACK

Cosmopolitan (India) - - CONFESSIONS - — Nikhil Jain

“I’d been lust­ing af­ter this girl for months when I fi­nally asked her out. At the bar, she was rais­ing a beer pint to her lips when I said ‘ Cheers!’ and tapped my drink against her’s. Her bot­tle jerked up and hit her front tooth, crack­ing it. I apol­o­gised, but the date was ru­ined. I rushed her to the clos­est clinic, and she didn’t want to ever see me again.”

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