NOT SO PERFECT!
“I despised my college roommate because she treated me like dirt. She’d act like a princess whenever her parents came to visit, but as soon as they left, she’d turn into this bitchy party girl. One day, after she was super mean to me, I stole her phone while she was showering. I found pics of her drunk and dressed skankily, and sent them to her parents. She wasn’t their little angel after that.”