7 Are You Normal?
Answer these Qs, then see where you stand in relation to other Cosmo readers.
1. BE HONEST: ARE YOU COOL WITH HAVING SEX ON A FIRST DATE?
a. If I’m feeling it, absolutely.
b. I sometimes feel the urge but don’t think I should, so I keep myself in check.
c. No. Way.
2. HE ASKS YOU TO TOUCH YOURSELF. YOU:
a. Hop to it and ask him to do the same. Hot.
b. Kind of awk wardly do it for a few seconds, then climb on top of him to change his mind.
c. Tell him you like it better when he gets you off instead.
3. BLOW JOBS: LET’S DISCUSS.
a. Yeah, yeah. Turns me on to get him going.
b. I’ll do it if he asks. Sometimes you gotta give to receive.
c. Maybe, if it’s his birthday and he showered.
4. WHEN HE TAKES YOU TO BRUNCH THE MORNING AFTER, YOUR OVERRIDING THOUGHT THROUGHOUT THE MEAL IS:
a. Man, this omelette rocks.
b. Man, this omelette rocks... and the sex this am did too.
c. Man, this omelette rocks... Why are we not still having sex?
5. WHAT DO YOU SAY DURING SEX?
a. Nothing, really. I just sigh and moan.
b. I give instructions: “a little to the right, faster, harder.”
c. Pretty much scream about how hard he is and how he makes me so hot...I do it up.
6. HOW DO YOU MOVE WHEN YOU’RE ON TOP?
a. Aggressively bounce up and down.
b. Swirl my hips sensually.
c. Thrust/slide back and forth.