HAVE WE MET?
“My college roommate had a huge party for her 25th birthday, and I didn’t know that many people there. I spotted a cute guy in the corner and made my way over to him, hoping to start up a flirty something. I asked him what he was drinking, and we started chatting. Then I asked him how he knew the hostess. He looked really confused. He said, ‘You know I’m her little cousin, right? I was five batches younger than you?’ Um, no, I’d obviously forgotten...I was too embarrassed to keep flirting with him after that epic fail.” ear-shattering volume. In the end, I didn’t sleep a wink, so when my alarm went off that morning I just hit the sleep button. Later, at the meeting, my phone suddenly started blaring Wham! I made quite an impression...”
She couldn’t believe they were giving away free balloons!