“My best friend likes to send me hilarious, NSFW (not safe for work) videos. I always turn my computer screen toward my cubicle wall, plug my earphones in, and play them. One day, she sent one of a guy pranking his friend by pretending to be a phone-sex operator. I went through my usual motions and watched it—and when I turned my chair around when it was over, everyone in my office was staring at me. I’d plugged my headphones into the wrong outlet, and all my co-workers had heard the whole dirty phone-sex video!” his place and saw a pair of women’s flip- flops in his room. I freaked out on him and accused him of cheating on me. He then informed me that the women’s shoes were actually his because his feet were too small to fit into men’s sizes. I was so mortified about accidentally making fun of his size, that I left, and we’ve never spoken again. I still feel like the worst person ever!”
She was pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to walk in her shoes!