WHAT A BOOB!
“In my last job, we’d just hit a sales target and were celebrating with a couple of drinks in the office. I passed some wine around to everybody, and left the bottle on my desk. One guy had been at a meeting, and when he came back in, he pointed at my desk and shouted ‘BOOZE!’ Thinking he’d said ‘boobs’, I angrily gave him a piece of my mind while the rest of the office cracked up. Cringe.”
—Preeti Mishra, 27