ARE YOU SELF- OBSESSED?
1. On a first date, what do you usually find yourself focusing on?
a. How jealous your friends will be when they see you with this hot guy. b. If you two will hit it off— duh! Is this a trick question? c. Whether you’re saying the right things for him to like you.
2. At catch- up dinners with your besties, you usually...
a. Love going around the table and hearing what’s going on with everyone. b. Focus on your friends’ updates. Hey, someone’s got to be the listener. c. Find that your friends are so captivated by your stories, you barely get to eat!
3. When you’re on Facebook, you’re usually...
a. Like-ing your friends’ posts and comments (and occasionally getting lost in the vortex that is your ex’s wall) b. Monitoring who Likes your photos and status updates. So far 32 Likes on news of your work promotion! c. Feeling guilty that you’ve missed so many people’s birthdays! You’re never on FB anymore.
4. Your Instagram pictures are mostly…
a. Selfies or shots of you. Pretty much any place can be a backdrop for a portrait! b. Shots of your pals and cool stuff that catches your eye, like puppies in sweaters. c. You can’t remember the last time you posted. Who’d want to see your life?
5. How many times a day do you check yourself out in the mirror?
a. Hardly ever. As long as you don’t have spinach in your teeth, you try to avoid catching your reflection. b. Too many to count! And if you forget your compact, your friend’s sunglasses and random windows do the trick. c. Maybe five? Basically, when you get dressed in the morning, and whenever you make a bathroom stop.
‘I’d like to kiss... myself’