SCREEN TEST

Cosmopolitan (India) - - CONFESSIONS -

“One Fri­day night, I de­cided to sur­prise my boyfriend with gourmet pop­corn and a movie in bed. I hooked his lap­top up to one of his sketchy free view­ing web­sites, and when he got home, I told him to go check out the sur­prise I’d set up. When I walked into his room, he prac­ti­cally jumped my bones! I thought he was just happy about movie night, but then I saw the lap­top was play­ing this X-rated pop-up ad that he clearly thought was his ‘sur­prise’. I ex­plained that pop­corn, and not porn, was on the menu, but the movie didn’t seem so great to him af­ter that. So I watched it and ate the pop­corn while he passed out next to me. Mis­sion failed.”

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