Th­ese clas­sic one-liners are bor­der­line cheesy ... and guar­an­teed ice-break­ers!

Cosmopolitan (India) - - PARTY SPECIAL -

1. Why does Lady Gaga hate Hitler? Be­cause he’s Papa Nazi!

2. Why did the girl bring lip­stick and eye shadow to school? She had a make-up exam!

3. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the God­fa­ther? An of­fer you can’t un­der­stand.

4. A tech got a call from a user say­ing his lap­top was not work­ing. The tech con­cluded that the com­puter needed to be brought in and ser­viced. He said, “Un­plug the cord and bring it here and I will fix it.” 15 min­utes later, the guy showed up at the store with the power cord in his hand!

5. What did Cin­derella say when she left the photo store? Some­day my prints will come...

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