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‘ Do you find her hot?’ See, your friend could be the result of a genetic experiment involving Katrina Kaif and Angelina Jolie and we’d still call her ‘Nice’. This is because we don’t want to give you ammo to be stored in your 2TB hard drive to surface years later and bite us: “Honey, want dinner?” “Why don’t you ask Pooja?! 11 years, 3 months and 4 days back you said she was hot. Ask her!” “Fact: a woman’s understanding of men is a touch askew... probably because all your refs come from other women. It’s like learning about tigers by interviewing a poacher. So I’m here to bust some clichés...
Shopaholics Synonymous Let’s settle the old shopping debate: you love it, we don’t. As a man, our appearance has never been crucial. It’s your fault, really: as long as we’re presentable, you accept us. We just need a decent job, some personality and look hygienic enough to touch. See, your fault!
Also, shopping involves spending money on shallow things like clothes. We’d rather spend it on important stuff like booze, gadgets and a trip to Bangkok.
Cuddle Me That! Trust me: men really do like cuddling! And when we don’t, it’s not because we don’t love you. It’s just that we lost the Temperature Wars (TWs). TWs are fought in every bedroom on Earth. You see, women are always cold at night. And you always win the TWs because your arguments are stronger. And, you’re 11 times better looking.
Men feel hot, always. So when we have to spoon with you, it’s like hugging a burning log. Also, we fall asleep in nine minutes. You spend 30 minutes hugging and talking, ruining our sleep pattern. It’s just not something we like to promote, so we got together and perpetuated the misnomer that we hate spooning.”
“We love to cuddle. We
really do!” Name: Sorabh Pant Day Job: Stand- up comic Twitter: @HankyParty