Psych Up Your Inner
Masturbate—beneath your bath jets, while watching Scandal, whatever works for you—and (literally) get in touch with what arouses you. Are you into clitoral play or counter-clockwise strokes to your nipples? (No need to choose). Find out exactly —then bring your favourite moves to this year’s sex sessions. Remember when you broke your record for most orgasms in one day, while you were reading Fifty Shades Of Grey? Draft a randy reading list for 2014—if it gets you going in print, try it IRL. “Fifty Shades is tame compared with the Bible of erotica, Anaïs Nin’s Delta Of Venus,” says Garima S., 36. So he once sexed an apple pie, but Jason Biggs’ latest sexperiment on Orange Is the New Black is actually worth copying. Try edging—touching yourself and coming close to climax, then cooling off (repeat until you’re ready to O). It’s an edgy (get it?) new way of discovering if you’re into orgasmic quickies or a slow, sensual buildup. “Recount an experience from the past that really lit your fire,” advises Tristan Taormino, the filmmaker behind the Guide To Kinky Sex For Couples. Was it stress-free vacation sex (in front of a roaring fire)? Try to recapture the same lazy feeling next Saturday afternoon. Now that you’re feeling all turned on and tingly, it’s time to prime yourself for hotter hookups. Steamier sex starts with you, so suit up, set the mood, and become the sexiest bitch 2014 will ever see.
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