Bedroom Performance Enhancers
Welcome to the orgasmic opening ceremonies. All you really need to win in bed are your willing bodies, your fiery Olympic passion... and a few shiny Tara Lipinski–inspired bras (FYI: she was an amazing, and totally gorgeous American figure skater).
Getting a little rough before the main event starts can turn everything that comes after into pure, kinky magic. Have him yank your ponytail during a sexy spooning session, or spank his bum while he’s on top. It’ll feel like hot make-up sex... without the dumb fight.
Make the sex hot. The chances are good that he’s wanted to do it in a Jacuzzi ever since he was old enough to oogle pixilated boobs on the internet. Take advantage of a hot tub and/or use the sauna at your gym and then run home for a postworkout doing it. Being in heat is known to boost libido...
Raise the sexual stakes.
Let the games inspire a friendly competition... for sexual favours. For example: during a match where both of you support opposing teams, make this little bet. If your team scores a goal, he goes down on you. If they don’t, he goes down on you. Just kidding. Kinda.
Light his fire.
Get handsy with his torch. Warm up for the main event (literally) with a toasty lube. Rub it on his staff and your clitoris before sex—it’ll ignite a romp that’ll impress even the most uptight oldworld judge. Or try ‘fire and ice’ condoms. The tingles are so mindblowing, you’ll cry happy tears like a first-time medal winner..
Boost bedroom endurance.
Think of sex as a randy relay. Every time one of you feels an O coming on, switch positions to maximize your time and pleasure in the sack. Still sprinting to a happy ending? Make it a biathlon and try for round two.
The cutting edge of lingerie.
Just go for it with figure skater– inspired lingerie—like a sparkly silver bra or sleek sequin nipple tassels. After watching a parade of bendy ice princesses on the Web, he’s bound to appreciate your transformation into a freaky-ass Ashley Wagner (she’s Team USA’s new badass ice queen).
Eating borscht—the traditional Russian beet-based soup—can make him better, stronger, and faster in bed. Beets create nitric oxide in blood vessels and improve blood flow to the penis, similar to the body’s response to boner-encouraging drugs. Score!
There’s a whole sport devoted to handling smooth shafts and ball-like objects: curling! But also...hand jobs. While you’re watching a gripping, curling competition on TV, slip your hands onto your man’s broomstick and treat him to an old-school HJ paying extra attention to his ‘stones’. Have him return the favour!
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sex? You can do it!