The Bawdy Bobsled
Two words: sexual sleigh. Have your man lie down in bed, and slip into reverse cowgirl. Then have him sit up, settle into saucy position, let his hands roam over your breasts and clitoris... and enjoy the ride! It’s not really a race, so vary up the thrusting speed from fast and deep to shallow and slow...until the action ends in a blaze of orgasmic glory. 10 out of 10!
The Heavenly Spiral
The Death Spiral: a freaky spin where the dude skater throws his partner around by the legs. Lie on the bed facing down, with your legs off the side while he stands behind you. Then have him enter from behind while he holds your legs at his sides, with VIP access to your G-spot. For a double O, reach down and stroke your clitoris. All O, no concussion? And the crowd goes wild.
The Long Pole
In the Cosmo version, contact with poles is strongly encouraged. Keep your legs together (savvy skier style, natch), and lift them straight up in the air. Then have your guy kneel in front of you, and put your legs over one of his shoulders as he leans forward to hit your G-spot. Skiing is a downhill sport, but you’re about to go up, up, and away...
The O-lympic Village
Lie on your back and position your whole body upwards, as if you were about to do a backbend. Then have him kneel (and thrust) between your legs. Since your head’s below your heart, you’ll have an intense headrush orgasm. And he gets a vigorous thigh workout.
Hop into Balto (that’s a famous Siberian husky) position, and have your guy go for creative-difficulty points: ask him to stroke your clitoris while moving his hips in circles inside you—much more conducive to your award-winning orgasm than the standard in-and-out impulse.
The Sex-Goddess Ski Jump
Have him push you up against a wall and grab you around the butt. Now leap up into his arms, lock your legs around his waist, hold on to his shoulders for leverage, and get busy. Little-known Newton law of motion: up-against-a-wall sex is never not hot.
The Luge of Love
Have him lie flat, then saucily slip your body on top of his, aligning your heads so both of you are facing the ceiling in a lusty luge. Have him thrust slowly in and out of you while you control the speed of your two-person sled by lifting your hips up and down. Everyone’s horizontal and getting theirs—totally ideal if you’re competitors in the 2014 Lazy Olympics.