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1. Your boyfriend’s Gmail tab is open on your laptop. [Editor’s note: if he has Yahoo, break up now.] You notice an e-mail from his ex titled “Coffee Thursday?” You:
a. Say nothing. You shouldn’t have been looking at his e-mail. Plus, now you can spend Thursday binge-watching American Idol.
b. Ask him what his plans are for Thursday. If he makes something up, you know to shift into Code Freaking Red.
c. Reply as him: “Thurs works. There’s an American Idol marathon on, and my GF loves it.” It’ll get awkward, but you’re no one’s fool.
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