How Big are Your Ovaries?

Cosmopolitan (India) - - QUIZ -

1. Your boyfriend’s Gmail tab is open on your lap­top. [Edi­tor’s note: if he has Ya­hoo, break up now.] You no­tice an e-mail from his ex ti­tled “Cof­fee Thurs­day?” You:

a. Say noth­ing. You shouldn’t have been look­ing at his e-mail. Plus, now you can spend Thurs­day binge-watch­ing Amer­i­can Idol.

b. Ask him what his plans are for Thurs­day. If he makes some­thing up, you know to shift into Code Freak­ing Red.

c. Re­ply as him: “Thurs works. There’s an Amer­i­can Idol marathon on, and my GF loves it.” It’ll get awk­ward, but you’re no one’s fool.

What to do be­fore a mega shop­ping spree


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