HE’S A JACKHAMMERER
Kriti, 23, has a high-speed, highintensity humper who treats her vagina like he’s breaking ground on a new construction site. “Sometimes, I grit my teeth and let him because I know he likes it,” she says. But rapid-fire woodpecker sex gets old fast.
Slow down power-tool pumping by getting on top, slowly circling your hips and showing him how it’s done. Offer Mr Hammer a few pointers. Try ‘I love it when you give it to me slowly’. If the pounding happens only towards the end of sex, he might need extra stimulation. Try quickly stroking or sucking the tip of his Black and Decker for his grand finale.