No man ever got a hardon looking at a trail of artfully strewn rose petals. Replace the flowers with sexy polaroids of yourself in varying degrees of undress, and leave a trail starting at his door. Where they lead him is your call, but make sure it’s a spot that’s comfortable to roll around in, because once he gets to the end of this treasure trail, things will quickly get X-rated. GUYS ARE VISUAL CREATURES—THIS YOU ALREADY KNOW (OH, HI, MULTIBILLION-DOLLAR PORN INDUSTRY!). BUT WHY WATCH BAD ACTORS HAVE FAKE SEX WHEN YOU CAN AMP UP THE VISUALS IN YOUR OWN LIFE AND BOTH GET OFF?
Hop in the shower, start soaping up, then holler for your lovah to come into the loo. Pull back the shower curtain and give him a show—caressing your hair, breasts, hot spot (if you have a clear shower curtain or glass shower door, even better). The sight of your wet-and-wild action should inspire him to strip, hop in, and getting wet will have a whole new meaning.
Picture Ryan Gosling’s eight-pack. See, you’re already aroused! Gazing at a naughty visual is a shortcut to getting hot, so bust out eye-opening moves to get you both off: while riding him, lean way back to give him a full view of your sexy self (and increase the depth of penetration). Glance down at him entering you when he’s on top. If you’re used to hazy, eyes-closed sex, this’ll feel like Lasik surgery...for your vagina.
‘He was relaxed. Hence a good time to bring up a trip to the mall.’