The Ajooba Drinking Game
Our favourite worst mythological mashup epic is 25 years old. Did you laugh at it in 1991? Now, open up the bar and prepare to laugh WITH it in 2016
Clichés from myth, fantasy and fairy tales: a prophetic star, an evil wazir, the Excalibur, a flying carpet, magic rings – all in 15 minutes
Bollywood clichés: a family separated, an evil overlord, loss of yaadasht, maa-type sacrifices,a poor-boy-richgirl romance,revengeplots
A talisman that turns into an elephant… in sunglasses
Bahar-istan costumes.The rich look like they have
A royal boychild attacked at sea, rescued by a dolphin, who grows up into Amitabh
That AB is a masked hero Ajooba, in metal armour that must scorch in the heat
Chug desi daaru for the desi superhero
A lion, a leopard, a python and two elephants saving a pregnant
woman from thugs
The villain saying “Shaitan Zindabad!”
Sonam, the ’90s star and wonder: What happened to her?
Sip absinthe. From Switzerland, where she fled after mafiathreats
Dimple Kapadia, sexy as hell, in kajal and THAT hair
Sip on a light beer. Because you need to pace yourself for what’s to come in this
8 crore Indo-Russian box-officebomb Siponalight beer. For the same reasons.
Down a shot. You’ll never see Jumbo again
Drink the nastiest brew in your bar
Drink something cold, kill the heat
This line: Hind mein auraton ko izzat ki nazaron se dekha jaata hai, hawas aur besharmi se nahin
Bachchan catching arrows
with his bare hands
Sip beer, you’re drunk already. Drink nothing. You already can’t believe your eyes
Rishi crossdressin to get closer to Sonam
The boys using a shrinking potion to infiltrate enemy territory, but end up in their girlfriends’ bosoms!
A crab monster coming out of the sea to save Ajooba
Sip sharbat. Sharaab? Tauba tauba.
Sip vodka. Neat. Because WTF?
Have Vodka. That’s how they roll in Bahar-istan
Chug some more desi daaru!
Toast with champagne, to our brothers in a happy place
Finish what’s left. Pass outonyourflyingcarpet