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His best punch­lines

Why There is is a al­ways rich man plan­ning. rich?

Busi­ness plan­ning, fam­ily

plan­ning. A poor man has no

plan­ning. Lights off and the

plan­ning starts.

Why is there so much gap

be­tween your teeth? Do

peo­ple keep com­ing and

go­ing through it?

A rich man eats pa­neer thrice

a day. A poor man eats it

only when his milk spoils.

Ajay Devgn fan: I've seen

Dee­wangi 20 times.

Kapil: Why? Didn't you

un­der­stand it the first time?

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