During the Punjab polls, AAP Norway (apparently, it’s a thing) released a video of four teenage girls expressing their support. Now why the Aam Aadmi Party thinks a childlike blonde mispronouncing Gurpreet Ghuggi would encourage people to get to the polls is anyone’s guess. Speaking of childlike blondes, Karolina Goswami is a waifish Pole who moved to India for love. She now makes YouTube videos supporting demonetisation and explaining why cows are holy—“If a dead piece of wood converted into a cross can become holy... cow is connected with Krishna, just like a cross is connected with Jesus.” She has a strong Slavic accent, she wears saris, she supports Modi. What’s not to like?