The Mallya Saga
Breaking News: Vijay Mallya arrested. Social media addicts retrieved their mothballed jokes. The day had begun with the ‘arrest’ of Honeypreet Insan, adopted daughter of the jailed guru, Ram Rahim Singh—but only once she had finished her various media obligations. By the time the trolls trained their stale bon mots on Mallya, he was already out on bail. Leading to... another round of tired jokes. As the hamster wheel turns.