Michael Caine is Michael Caine

SP's MAI - - INTERNAL SECURITY BREACHES -

Mau­rice Mick­le­white is dead; long live Michael Caine. The leg­endary Bri­tish ac­tor has of­fi­cially adopted the name you know and im­per­son­ate him by af­ter get­ting fed up with in­creased air­port se­cu­rity checks. “I changed my name when all the stuff started with ISIS and all that,” Caine told The Sun, go­ing on to de­scribe his ex­pe­ri­ences with se­cu­rity guards thusly: “He would say, ‘Hi Michael Caine,’ and sud­denly I’d be giv­ing him a pass­port with a dif­fer­ent name on it. I could stand there for an hour. So I changed my name.” Hey, we live in a global-sur­veil­lance state, but at least this song is ac­cu­rate now.

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