Pre­pare for the Gu­jarati takeover

The Economic Times - - Pure Panache -

The new lex­i­con will in­clude words like ‘aapi de’, which means give me, ‘aavjo’, which means good­bye. These will be ad­dressed to all out­go­ing politi­cians, but words like ‘chaal she’, which means it’s fine, will have to be used with vig­i­lance be­cause the new govern­ment is com­ing on the prom­ise of change. On the other hand, ‘badhu chal­she’, which means ev­ery­thing will do, may just be in­cluded for busi­ness! We will all have to work much harder now. It is good to have Amit Shah and Nitin Gad­kari back in ac­tion. What you re­ally have to check out is how the menus will change — but­ter chicken will be re­placed by ‘und­hiyu’ and ‘dhokla’ will re­place dosa. We (co­me­di­ans) will al­ways find fod­der for our jokes but we will have to wait and see or maybe we will be look­ing for the UPA govern­ment to come back just for us!

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