Going up... Sl-ouch!
It’s super important not to slouch, because your clothes look better you won’t develop painful back problems – and new product Upright Go can help. Stick it on your spine and if you hunch, you’ll get an electric shock... oh no, hold on, I got the wrong end of the stick. It won’t shock you, it’ll just buzz. Boring. Free idea for the second generation version for them there, then.
The very latest thing straight off the catwalks at Paris Fashion Week is lip embellishment – in the form of tiny sequins and glitter. As a wearable trend, it is, of course, ludicrous... but as a Christmas party dress diet, brilliant and almost guaranteed to work, because it would be impossible to eat anything with them on.
Going down... Hell toupé
It’s Halloween soon, and if you’re properly dedicated to celebrating you’ll wear a costume, with a wig. And that way, you’ll create a super realistic house of horrors in your own home, because you’ll almost definitely bring nits into it. Nurse Cherie Sexton says: “We have a lot of people going into stores right now, trying on masks, costumes and wigs. “And a lot of people don’t give much thought to the fact that several people could’ve tried it on before them.” Gritchy*. * As grim as it is itchy.
Although it looks like another Halloween– related item, this photo – of a headless, legless cat with a tail, which wags – is actually a “therapy robot”. It provides (spooky) company, but with none of the demands of having a real pet. It’s called Qoobo, and it could also provide a sliver of comfort to the poorest, most unfortunate souls in the world, ie people who are allergic to cats.