Going down... Her Majesty’s displeasure

The Queen – along with probably having loads of important stuff on her mind – hates wedges. And so, Meghan Markle has finally discovered the only downside to landing Harry. But, actually, she can secretly wear them when the Queen’s not around – because if she’s not there, how will she ever know? Like Kate Middleton did in those recent, widely circulated photos.

Pull the udder one

The latest thing people on Instagram are doing to annoy us is drink (after photographing, duh) Moon Milk. It’s a suddenly super-trendy ancient Ayurvedic tradition which promotes a harmonised approach to the mind, body and soul... or just hot milk with honey and cinnamon, if you’re not a hateful narcissist.