Docs com­ply with coun­cil

SOME may re­joice in the fol­low­ing news: X Fac­tor boss Simon Cow­ell has de­cided to stop pro­cre­at­ing.

Irish Daily Mirror - - IRISH DAILY MIRROR -

MORE than 98% of doc­tors in Ire­land are in­volved in a pro­fes­sional com­pe­tence scheme, the Med­i­cal Coun­cil has re­vealed.

A spokesman said: “By sup­port­ing doc­tors with com­pli­ance, the Med­i­cal Coun­cil is con­tin­u­ing to ful­fil its dual role of pro­tect­ing pa­tients and sup­port­ing doc­tors.”

Yes, the Mr Nasty of the mu­sic busi­ness – who is al­ready dad to four-year-old Eric – in­forms me he is too old to have any more tots at the ripe age of 58.

Speak­ing at his fab­u­lous Syco record la­bel sum­mer party at Lon­don’s V&A mu­seum, he con­fesses: “I don’t think I will have more kids. I’m 58 and Eric is amaz­ing.”

He has also been con­fer­ring with

Cheryl about their “des­tiny”. He con­tin­ues: “I was talk­ing to Cheryl about this, it’s des­tiny, you look at the kids and why would you want to change any­thing else.” The mu­sic mogul al­ready has a mar­vel­lous heir to his show­biz throne in the shape of lit­tle Eric (an ex­act replica of Mr Cow­ell him­self ).

And the cheeky chap is show­ing in­tu­itive and in­tel­li­gent signs. Simon, who praised girl­friend and baby mama

Lau­ren Sil­ver­man at the bash, adds: “I spoke to Eric a week ago on the an­niver­sary of my mum dy­ing, and he knew with­out me say­ing any­thing. My life now, I see it through his eyes and the funny thing is it is so un­com­pli­cated.”

And while some of you will be happy the Cow­ell dy­nasty is not ex­pand­ing, I would love to see what a fe­male ver­sion of Simon would look like... (so I’ve done a mock-up here in­stead for you).

HOT PARTY With Mr Cow­ell at top V&A bash

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