EU rule where size really did matter
Rumours the EU was considering new regulations for realigning the sizing of condoms, leading to a onesize-fits-all “euro condom” caused even the most docile members of the Fourth Estate into a posture of erect outrage at the prospect.
Plans to mandate for smaller condom sizes, and refusing to accommodate for what they believed were “larger British assets” was
termed a “Brussels’ intervention too far into our sex lives” by the UK media. Of course, tempers eventually subsided when it was later found to be a flaccid directive with no substance.