When will Emma’s se­cret

Irish Independent - Weekend Magazine - - WEEKEND -

Ash­ley and his never-end­ing sup­ply of pil­lows have left this mor­tal coil. His fam­ily are try­ing to get their lives back on track, while Emma ( pic­tured above, right, with Moira) qui­etly rev­els in the vicar’s death... Clearly, the time is nigh for THAT video to rear its head.

We’re not re­fer­ring to Pierce and Rhona’s no­to­ri­ous sex tape, which half the vil­lage has seen — rather, the footage of Emma ma­nip­u­lat­ing a con­fused Ash­ley. If your rec­ol­lec­tion is fuzzy: Ash­ley was the only per­son to see Emma — be­decked in her mar­i­tal meringue (Worst. Dress. Ever) — on that bridge af­ter her dar­ling James ‘fell’ on to the bon­net of his vicar’s car, caus­ing the mother of all pile-ups.

Emma had been chan­nelling her la­tent An­nie Wilkes, keep­ing her No 1 Man cap­tive with a bro­ken leg. When she wasn’t force-feed­ing James mor­phine, she was killing their cat and gen­er­ally be­ing her ter­ri­fy­ingly hap­pygo-lucky self — in bustling bridal­wear. All be­cause he still held a can­dle for Moira. Af­ter James es­caped (de­spite dense fog, the mor­phine, and the bro­ken leg), Emma hunted him down

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