O’Leary makes waves in the Dáil,
fortunes, he comes up with a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it Paul McGuinness — he eliminates all his rivals.
Figuring that so many celebrities are dying, people won’t really be surprised if the trend of deaths continues, he organises a sit down with Bruce Springsteen, Chris Martin and, for some unfathomable reason, Glen Hansard to discuss ways they can increase world poverty. Sorry, make poverty history.
His audacious assassination attempt is thwarted when a suspicious Springsteen sees The Edge shepherd his boss out the room while Larry locks all the doors.
A slaughter of the magnificents is only fully averted when Adam falls asleep and forgets to bring the guns.