Having rightly decided that all the politicians are only feckin’ eejts and, emboldened by his friend Donald’s success in the States, the Ryanair chief runs for election with the newly formed Mé Féin party.
A combination of voter apathy and mischief sees O’Leary become a most unlikely compromise Taoiseach. Sadly, O’Leary hears the word ‘compromise’ and freaks out, sacking all his staff. He then makes it illegal to be a ‘smelly Lefty’ and slaps a million euro surcharge on all Aer Lingus flights.
The eyes of the world turn to Kildare when our new glorious leader says this is where he will intern anyone who thinks unions are a good thing. A major diplomatic row develops between Ireland and America when O’Leary greets President Trump by waving a load of dollar bills in his face and informing the POTUS that he is “considerably richer than you”.