BILL CLIN­TON

Irish Independent - Weekend Review - - CONTENTS -

Few peo­ple were sur­prised when Bill and Hil­lary di­vorced in the mid­dle of 2017. But jaws did drop when Bill was ap­pointed US am­bas­sador to Italy.

Sadly, he is dev­as­tated to hear that Sil­vio Ber­lus­coni is no longer in power, be­cause he used to throw the best par­ties.

As com­pen­sa­tion for this dis­ap­point­ment, Pres­i­dent Trump ap­points Clin­ton a judge on Miss Uni­verse. Sadly, things end badly when Bill mis­in­ter­prets Don­ald’s phrase “throw­ing a bone” and the pageant is shut down in a bil­lion-dol­lar sex scan­dal.

Bill says it was the best three weeks of his life and wouldn’t change a thing.

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