Few people were surprised when Bill and Hillary divorced in the middle of 2017. But jaws did drop when Bill was appointed US ambassador to Italy.
Sadly, he is devastated to hear that Silvio Berlusconi is no longer in power, because he used to throw the best parties.
As compensation for this disappointment, President Trump appoints Clinton a judge on Miss Universe. Sadly, things end badly when Bill misinterprets Donald’s phrase “throwing a bone” and the pageant is shut down in a billion-dollar sex scandal.
Bill says it was the best three weeks of his life and wouldn’t change a thing.