The mother flew away, leaving us with a problem — what do you do with baby pigeons? They were too small to even barbecue
the evenings, she would come back down and feed them again, and seemed perfectly happy to let us do the rest of the caring and so the routine began — the mother would wake us up, I’d put the box containing Jack and Vera (an obvious choice of names, I know) in the back garden, she’d do her thing and return to her perch.
I only had to walk past the box and the two pigeons would start to chirp madly and look up with open mouths. Had I just become a father figure for a couple of feral birds?
Vera was the braver of the two, and when I’d put them on the decking, would always walk further than the more timid Jack.
They had taken to waddling around and exploring the back garden, and had even grown used to the sight of our dog, a rescue terrier, sniffing around after them, even though he was more curious than aggressive — something which makes him a lovely dog, if not a great terrier.
It’s amazing what a few weeks of pigeon-raising can do to you. Having initially joked about barbecuing them, I stopped barbecuing entirely.
After all, cooking a chicken in full view of two baby birds just seemed sick. I also started paying attention to the other birds in our area — and just how threatening crows and seagulls must seem when you’re as small as Jack and Vera were.
Flocks of birds seemed to gather on our roof, and even the neighbours began to comment. But we didn’t care. Jack and Vera were going to get at least a fighting chance.
They had, by now, begun to fly a little. By that I mean, they would fly out of their box as far as the back door where they’d make as much noise as possible until we let them in.
My God, were these millennial pigeons? Would Jack and Vera never leave? As the wife pointed out, they were on to a good thing and they knew it. Vera was the favourite. She had more moxy than her brother. She was more independent and adventurous, while he just went and hid behind the bins. And then it happened. I brought the dog out for a walk and when I returned, there was one terrified pigeon shaking under the bedding, surrounded by blood and feathers. Vera had met a grisly end, while Jack, the sensible little coward, had managed to hide and survive.
We never saw what took Vera, but it must have been a seagull. This was a surgical strike.
A few days later, Jack started to fly and followed his mother up to the top of the roof, where they perch as welcome guests to this day. Without them, I’d never have paid any attention to the diversity of wildlife in an urban housing estate, and I would never have realised the drama of nature, in all its tooth and claw, that occurs in front of us every day.
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