Quotes of the week

As a father of daughters - result!

Ex-doctor Who star Colin Baker welcomes Jodie Whittaker’s casting as the 13th Time Lord

I’ve done my time

OJ Simpson wins parole after nine years of a 33-year sentence for armed robbery

This whole BBC salary exposure business is an absolute outrage... I mean how can @chrisevans be on more than me?

Gary Lineker tries to laugh off the row over his €2m-a-year salary

Listen to it? I doubt if he’s ever been awake during the hours it’s transmitted

A royal aide is asked whether Prince Harry has ever listened to Radio 4’s Today programme which he’s due to guest edit

Anyone know who Jane Austen’s agent is? We’d love to book her for an event

Waterstones mocks Tory minister Andrea Leadsom for describing the Pride and Prejudice novelist as one of our greatest living authors

I will not miss the moaning

Steve Bloom, dubbed Britain’s rudest bookseller, blames whingeing customers for his decision to quit in Hawes, North Yorks

He’s a great guy smart, strong, loves holding my hand

Donald Trump describes his friendship with French president Emmanuel Macron

It’s a miracle. His moustache is still intact, at 10 past 10

Embalmer Narcis Bardalet says Salvador Dali’s moustache is perfect, 28 years after he died, as he is exhumed for a paternity claim

I’ve made no pretence to be a modern man at all, ever

Tory MP and dad of six Jacob Reesmogg admits leaving nappy changing to the nanny