WASH AND GLOW
I’m constantly making up my own language.
Since Maxim, my baby, arrived and I became MaxiMum, the Gingeneer and I have a whole new vocababulary.
Like when Maxim has leaked, we call it Wiki Leaks; when he’s full of wind, we say he’s in Windy Arbour, and when he’s wriggling around, we call him Mr Rigley, after our friend Trevor Rigley.
A brand that also loves to play with words is Soap&Glory and, of course, I have a tube of their Glow Job Sunkissed Tinted Daily Radiance moisture lotion, left, €10.53 from Boots.
This is a moisturising lotion and a temporary self-tanner in one, so essentially it’s like a light tinted moisturiser.
You simply rub it on to your face and the micro ‘Bronzeburst Beads’ ‘pop’ when you massage them in, leaving you looking slightly sun-kissed — perfect for the last bit of September.