So the thing is, this Christmas, to enjoy yourself — it’s later than you think.
In one respect, the people of America have done something quite clever — they have set the bar at such a low level that if we’re all here in the New Year, the Trump administration will already be considered a roaring success. If we can somehow make it through the next four years, all around the world there will be dancing in the streets.
He walked away from ‘Pussygate’ and all the other ‘gates’ without a scratch. It was Anybody but Trump, but Anybody got beaten.
He will indeed be coming to Doonbeg as President of the United States, not once but many times.
Oh, how we laughed.