I read a report recently that over 50pc of women had hurled a pair of shoes at their partner. The rest would never disrespect their shoes like that! Ha ha ha!
Oh, I do love a bit of nonsense.
I also love shoes.
Because my weight fluctuates so fecking much, shoes are my thing. Not only do they always fit, a colourful pair always help to brighten up a black outfit, which is the only colour I wear when I’m mourning my pre-baby body! Who am I kidding — sure I had a mummy tummy long before I had babies! Now, what has me off on this rant? Oh yes, the new Jimmy Choo L’Eau, left, €89. This fresh, citrusy scent with delicious musk base notes is a must for the new season. It’s more subtle than the original and not as sweet. Remember: fragrance fits when fashion fails!