REDHEAD AND FAMOUS
As Donal Lynch talks to red-haired singer Ed Sheeran (see Page 10), Pat Fitzpatrick takes a look at some other famous gingers in the news
Say what you will about redheads, as long as they don’t hear you. (The anger. Always just beneath the surface.) Take Chris Evans. (Please take him, said the producers of as the audiences started to weep). Some say Chris must be disappointed that he couldn’t connect with
fanatics. We say that involves really bad hair and lazy jokes about Mexicans, so there is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, there are two words to describe the perfect
host. And one of them is Donald.
Gear Gear 2
and This means she has reached ICOBTP. This is Irish Celebrity On Beeb Tipping Point. Before ICOBTP, our brave celeb is a national hero, making a name for herself over there in London. After ICOCTP, you’re Craig Doyle. Oh, sure look at you there now with the first signs of an English accent and one eye on the knighthood. The only remedy is to raise your eyebrows a lot. Didn’t it work for Wogan?
3 CHRIS EVANS Top Gear, ANGELA SCANLON
Angela now presents two shows on the BBC,
The One Show Robot Wars. NICOLE KIDMAN Top Top
Nicole stars with Reese Witherspoon in the HBO series,
Big Little Lies.
It’s set among the rich crowd in Monterey, California. You’d see more black people at a KKK meeting in Donald Trump’s hair. Lots of Hollywood stars appear in blockbuster TV series now. They love the scripts. And they don’t have to act as a dinosaur with superpowers, nicked from a Marvel comic that someone found under their bed. Movies these days. Dire.
On a recent TV appearance, James Hewitt once more denied that he is Harry’s dad. Beginning to think he doth protest too much, says you, because you love conspiracy theories and sounding like a complete plonker. Harry is going out with the gorgeous and intelligent American actress, Meghan Markle. This raises a number of questions. Such as, what is the best thing about being a member of the Royal family? And, are you familiar with the term ‘out of his league’?
5 PRINCE HARRY DOMHNALL GLEESON
There was a time when a fella might anglicise his Irishy name to get ahead in Hollywood. There is certainly no need for that these days. Producer 1: “Give me one good reason why we should hire this Dove Nail Glee Son over Ryan Gosling?” Producer 2: “They’ll make a huge thing about his funny name on night-time TV, it will go viral and all the kids will come to the movie. And he’s a great actor. But mainly the first one.”