Me­la­nia be­ing a heel?

Sunday Independent (Ireland) - Living - - FRONT PAGE - DONAL LYNCH

Well, we don’t know why all those mean lib­eral com­men­ta­tors were pick­ing on poor Me­la­nia again this week. For the love of God, how is one sup­posed to step over lit­tle peo­ple in sev­eral inches of wa­ter if one is not wear­ing pre­pos­ter­ously ver­tig­i­nous high heels? And, sorry, but a post-apoc­a­lyp­tic global warm­ing night­mare ac­tu­ally could use some­one who looks good in Prada. Just the sight of that per­son would give the com­fort­ing im­pres­sion to home­less peas­ants that the right sup­plies will soon be de­liv­ered, and will pos­si­bly in­clude choco­late, per­fume and de­signer shades. There was lots of PR fi­ness­ing and she even­tu­ally changed the shoes but since Me­la­nia loves a good quote, and to save her bor­row­ing any­thing from Michelle Obama, per­haps she might ap­pre­ci­ate this from poet, philoso­pher and lady rap­per La Chat: “I can look jazzy, act nasty wit’ my stil­leto heels on, But if a hoe say some­thin’, try me then her hair will get thrown.” Don­ald would ap­prove.

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