Mcgregor vs White Walkers
Conor Mcgregor needs to fight the White Walkers from Game of Thrones. Any other opponent is the start of a showbiz decline that will see him on Celebrity Big Brother within two years, fighting off the advances of some young one from Casualty. The White Walkers are perfect. If you think an army of undead zombies would be too unpopular for a fight audience, just Google, ‘Floyd Mayweather Domestic Violence’. And if you reckon the White Walkers are the most terrifying thing on Game of Thrones, you obviously missed the bit with Ed Sheeran. MMA and Game of Thrones have great synergy. One glorifies violence and brings stardom to Irish people who would otherwise be on the dole. And so does the other one. (Actors, darlings, hello!). They could write Mcgregor into the show (Conor of House Crumlin) for a huge battle. And then promote it in press conferences, where the Walkers traipse onstage and Mcgregor shouts, “Mark my words, yiz are all dead’’.