Mcgre­gor vs White Walk­ers

Sunday Independent (Ireland) - Living - - FRONT PAGE - PAT FITZ­PATRICK

Conor Mcgre­gor needs to fight the White Walk­ers from Game of Thrones. Any other op­po­nent is the start of a show­biz de­cline that will see him on Celebrity Big Brother within two years, fighting off the ad­vances of some young one from Ca­su­alty. The White Walk­ers are per­fect. If you think an army of un­dead zom­bies would be too un­pop­u­lar for a fight au­di­ence, just Google, ‘Floyd May­weather Do­mes­tic Vi­o­lence’. And if you reckon the White Walk­ers are the most ter­ri­fy­ing thing on Game of Thrones, you ob­vi­ously missed the bit with Ed Sheeran. MMA and Game of Thrones have great syn­ergy. One glo­ri­fies vi­o­lence and brings star­dom to Ir­ish peo­ple who would oth­er­wise be on the dole. And so does the other one. (Ac­tors, dar­lings, hello!). They could write Mcgre­gor into the show (Conor of House Crum­lin) for a huge bat­tle. And then pro­mote it in press con­fer­ences, where the Walk­ers traipse on­stage and Mcgre­gor shouts, “Mark my words, yiz are all dead’’.

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