Michael and Alicia marry?
Confirmed bachelors, they just don’t make them like they used to. First ‘the world’s most eligible’ George Clooney settled down with Amal and had twins. Now Michael Fassbender has apparently made things official with Alicia Vikander. George and Amal like to present themselves as discrete celebrities, which they are, but compared with Michael and Alicia they’re like a pair of Reality TV wannabes screaming for headlines. Michael and Alicia allegedly got together in 2014, but have kept deliberately schtum since. Last weekend, according to People magazine, the couple “exchanged vows at the luxurious La Granja farmstead resort surrounded by friends and family”. We don’t expect an announcement any time soon and, in the meantime, we will just wonder what exactly the gorgeous, talented, former ballet dancer and award-winning actor Vikander has that we don’t. Swedish citizenship, obviously. Oh and the last ‘most eligible’.