Melania goes MIA?
High excitement in the #Freemelania camp this week. Despite the ubiquitous presence of a glamorous-but-stony-faced brunette on the arm of POTUS, a picture was published which led conspiracy theorists to believe that Melania may have gone AWOL.
As he addressed the press on storm relief, the blustering of Hurricane Donald was rather overshadowed by conjecture regarding the appearance of his wife. Wearing dark glasses despite the cloudy sky, she seemed to have a visibly larger nose than usual. Had the First Lady been replaced by a decoy?
Was it a body double? A Melania-bot in place of the real thing? And more importantly, did this mean the outcome we’ve all been dreaming of has come to pass? That Melania herself has finally escaped and is now in her rightful place, celebrating in a basement bar with a bottle of gin, a gang of radical lesbians and a Donald Trump dartboard?