Me­la­nia goes MIA?

Sunday Independent (Ireland) - Living - - FRONT PAGE - JU­LIA MOLONY

High ex­cite­ment in the #Freeme­la­nia camp this week. De­spite the ubiq­ui­tous pres­ence of a glam­orous-but-stony-faced brunette on the arm of POTUS, a pic­ture was pub­lished which led con­spir­acy the­o­rists to be­lieve that Me­la­nia may have gone AWOL.

As he ad­dressed the press on storm relief, the blus­ter­ing of Hur­ri­cane Don­ald was rather over­shad­owed by con­jec­ture re­gard­ing the ap­pear­ance of his wife. Wear­ing dark glasses de­spite the cloudy sky, she seemed to have a vis­i­bly larger nose than usual. Had the First Lady been re­placed by a de­coy?

Was it a body dou­ble? A Me­la­nia-bot in place of the real thing? And more im­por­tantly, did this mean the out­come we’ve all been dream­ing of has come to pass? That Me­la­nia her­self has fi­nally es­caped and is now in her right­ful place, cel­e­brat­ing in a base­ment bar with a bot­tle of gin, a gang of rad­i­cal les­bians and a Don­ald Trump dart­board?

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