Jonathan Cainer

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Venus, this week, stands still in the zo­diac. We will still see it shin­ing brightly soon af­ter sunset and we’ll still no­tice it slowly slip­ping un­der the hori­zon a short while later. But, though it con­tin­ues to move ver­ti­cally, it won’t have lat­eral move­ment. As­trologers have long Aries

When does a good idea be­come a bad Mar 21 - Apr 20

idea? When it isn’t prop­erly thought through. When the im­pe­tus for act­ing on it be­comes so com­pelling that the pos­si­ble con­se­quences are over­looked. Or when the draw­backs are given so much at­ten­tion that they lead to a se­ries of com­plex con­tin­gency plans that cost so much or take such ef­fort, they negate all the po­ten­tial ad­van­tages. You have a good idea now. A very good idea. This week, you just need to be wise enough to take a bal­anced view of the im­pli­ca­tions. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611.

Venus turns ret­ro­grade soon, and Taurus

Apr 21 - May 21 Mer­cury is in Taurus. To­gether these two fac­tors sug­gest a de­lay or im­ped­i­ment – and a bril­liant way to get around the dif­fi­culty. A prob­lem is not re­ally a prob­lem if it can be eas­ily solved. Nor does a so­lu­tion count for much un­less there is an ap­par­ently daunt­ing prob­lem to which it can be ap­plied. So here you are blessed with ev­ery­thing you need for a suc­cess­ful week. If you can’t think what to do about an un­sat­is­fac­tory sit­u­a­tion, just keep think­ing. You will see the an­swer. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. Gemini

You can do what you need to do. May 22 - Jun 22

You just need to be will­ing to do it slowly. By na­ture you are adapt­able and en­er­getic. If you feel in­spired, you hate hav­ing to wait around for the right mo­ment to take ac­tion. You want to strike while the iron is hot. But if you strike too swiftly, you may only man­age to make a lot of sparks fly. Some­how, you need to be more pre­cise, more de­lib­er­ate, more pa­tiently de­ter­mined. Your cause is worth fight­ing for. Your ob­jec­tive is worth at­tain­ing. Show it the re­spect it de­serves. Go care­fully. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. Can­cer

Soon an­other day will dawn. And Jun 23 - Jul 23

then an­other. That’s what days do. They dawn and then, even­tu­ally, they come to a close. It is now be­gin­ning to seem as if each pass­ing day is a test of your strength and en­durance. If you can just about man­age to get through one day at a time with­out suc­cumb­ing to a neg­a­tive emo­tion or a press­ing worry, you feel mildly tri­umphant. You wish you could be more con­struc­tive, re­laxed and more able to en­joy your­self. Yet, in al­low­ing time to pass, you are en­gag­ing in a very heal­ing process. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. Leo

In your hand is a glo­ri­ous prize. You now Jul 24 - Aug 23

de­serve the chance to revel in this hard­won gain. Just ahead of you there is a hole in the road. What is it do­ing there? Who has dug it? Why are there no bar­ri­ers to pre­vent un­sus­pect­ing trav­ellers from fall­ing into it? You are so indig­nant about this po­ten­tial pit­fall, that all your pos­i­tive en­ergy is be­ing di­verted from its more nat­u­ral home. Yet it poses no threat to you and you can eas­ily take steps to help make it safe for oth­ers. Don’t be robbed of your magic mo­ments this week. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611.

You are highly per­cep­tive and in­ci­sive. Virgo

Aug 24 - Sep 23 Not only can you see what is hap­pen­ing around you, you can un­der­stand what lies be­hind it. That is why, on the rare oc­ca­sions when you be­come baf­fled or be­wil­dered by some strange sit­u­a­tion, you feel par­tic­u­larly frus­trated. You just can’t un­der­stand why the truth has be­come so elu­sive. This in turn makes you edgy, and thus fur­ther clouds your judge­ment. No­body can see straight when they feel un­com­fort­able. This week will bring you the clar­ity you seek, as long as you stay calm. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. read mean­ing into this im­pres­sive op­ti­cal il­lu­sion, caused by the ve­loc­ity of our own planet. As Venus is the planet of love, we con­sider this a chance for us all to stop and think again about what (and who) we love... and how we can find more love in our lives. Libra

It is as if you are wait­ing for some­one Sep 24 - Oct 23

to make a decision. A mat­ter ap­pears to be out of your hands. You yearn to see progress, yet it just isn’t hap­pen­ing. Per­haps there is a good rea­son for this. Try stand­ing a lit­tle fur­ther back and think­ing about the wider view of a sit­u­a­tion. You are about to see what has been hid­den from you – and as Venus changes di­rec­tion, you are also about to un­der­stand more about your own power. It turns out that you are in a po­si­tion to ex­ert more in­flu­ence than you cur­rently re­alise. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611.

This week, you can be a pos­i­tive Scorpio

Oct 24 - Nov 22 in­flu­ence. You can help to dif­fuse a stress­ful sit­u­a­tion and en­cour­age oth­ers to reach agree­ment over var­i­ous points of con­flict. But you can only do this suc­cess­fully if you draw back from the temp­ta­tion to take sides or fight peo­ple’s bat­tles for them. The more im­pas­sioned you be­come, the less ob­jec­tive you will be. It may seem as if some­one is call­ing out for your sup­port but what they truly need (and de­serve) from you is your wis­dom. You have got more of this than you think. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. Sagittarius

The fry­ing pan is hot but Nov 23 - Dec 21

the fire that burns be­low it is hot­ter still. In or­der to avoid all risk of feel­ing, this week, as if you are be­ing burned by the in­ten­sity of a press­ing prob­lem, you need to get as far away from it as you can. That means re­sist­ing the urge to sim­ply swap one dif­fi­culty for an­other. Or to ap­ply some short-term so­lu­tion that will surely, even­tu­ally, make mat­ters worse. You are be­ing blessed with an op­por­tu­nity to bring about a much-needed, fun­da­men­tal change. That re­quires you to be brave and far-sighted. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. Capricorn

Peter would like you to pay Dec 22 - Jan 20

back the money that you bor­rowed in or­der to pay Paul! Paul won’t be happy un­less Peter re­mains up­set. I am speak­ing il­lus­tra­tively here. This is an anal­ogy. The big is­sue in your life, this week, may not be fi­nan­cial but it def­i­nitely in­volves a strug­gle to sat­isfy the mu­tu­ally ex­clu­sive needs of two con­trast­ing char­ac­ters. Peter and Paul may not be peo­ple. They could be aims or ob­jec­tives. Per­haps, if you can’t sat­isfy ei­ther of them fully, you can at least find a way to give each of them a sop. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611. Aquarius

A complicated plan­e­tary picture Jan 21 - Feb 19

sug­gests that this week, it will be all too easy for you to get caught up in a bat­tle that you prob­a­bly just can’t win. You can eas­ily waste many hours in an ef­fort to solve a prob­lem that re­ally has no sat­is­fac­tory so­lu­tion. Or you can ab­sent your­self from the strug­gle and pur­sue a more re­ward­ing ob­jec­tive in­stead. It is pos­si­ble – and if you do this, you will be ac­cused of self­ind­ul­gent es­capism. But when you start com­ing up with im­pres­sive re­sults, even your fiercest crit­ics may yet change their tune. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611.

I hold in my hand a post­card from Pisces

Feb 20 - Mar 20 the fu­ture. It is ad­dressed to you. It says, ‘Hi, just wanted to let you know that I am hav­ing a lovely time here and things are look­ing sur­pris­ingly good. That is­sue, you know, the one I was so both­ered about... Well, it sorted it­self out quite nicely in the end. All the best. PS the weather is lovely; wish you were here.’ Oh, look! At the bot­tom of the card there is a sig­na­ture. How in­ter­est­ing. That is your name! So there. You see? You re­ally don’t need to worry. Just pro­ceed with con­fi­dence. NEW! Your in-depth, four-minute fore­cast for the week when Venus changes di­rec­tion. Let me show you how the love planet can change your life for the bet­ter. Call 1550 511 611.

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