Just when you thought there was nothing new to learn about Kirsty ( I would have thought her being a psycho was enough), along comes another revelation: she’s almost 30. On Monday, Tyrone decides to celebrate in style, but a surprise birthday party falls flat on Thursday, when Kirsty’s parents turn up. Shocked to see their daughter pregnant, they belittle her and march out. Cue another furious outburst from Kirsty.
When will Tyrone realise that the woman all but has Norman Bates tattooed on her forehead? I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s not really pregnant and, if she is, will the baby come out horns first?
Sunita and Karl find themselves in deep water on Monday, when a dinner party with their respective partners goes well and Stella declares that they must do it again. The highlight of the night is karaoke. Though given that Dev sings every word when he purports to be s p e a k i ng ‘normally’, I suspect it’ll be hard to tell the difference. On Friday, the lovers are nearly caught when Dev shows Kevin the flat. Sunita covers by claiming to be spring cleaning, but then Sophie finds Karl’s wallet on the sofa. What, by the way, happened to Sunita’s chest this week? I’ve heard of push-up bras, but I don’t think they’re meant to make you look as if you’re wearing your chest as ear-muffs.
On Monday, Eva makes a big mistake by accusing Nick and Kylie of having an affair, and on Thursday Nick declares them over. On Friday, Eva accepts a date with Jason in order to make Nick jealous. Something tells me she’d be more likely to get a reaction if she dated Barney Mcgrew. And, after a week that sees Peter trying to get custody of Simon, Carla offers Leanne money to leave. How will she react? Bewa r e all of that low- f lying cutlery...