Does Dr Browning ever do a full day’s work of, well, doctoring? While the rest of the NHS claims to be underpaid and overworked, Dr Browning is having a breeze. If ever he writes a prescription, please put out the bunting.
On Wednesday he might be in need of a doctor himself, when he finds Mercedes slipping out of his clutches. But on Friday she finds herself becoming close to the good doctor again. Oh, make up your mind, woman.
Friday sees the finale of Mr Hollyoaks. I don’t fancy many of them, but then being able to understand what a bloke says has always been high up on my list – and that’s getting impossible in Hollyoaks.