1 The Great Gatsby
The long-awaited period remake directed by Baz Luhrmann and starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan may look beautiful but it’s been widely panned as OTT and lurid by critics.
It’s in such short supply thanks to last summer’s terrible weather and subsequent poor grass growth that we’re having to ship the essential livestock fodder in from Britain and Europe.
3 Last respects
Funerals have beaten the cinema and weddings as the most unacceptable place to use a phone, with one in six mourners admitting texting, calling or using social media.