JACI STEPHEN’S ultimate insight into the week’s soaps
Also on Monday, Max tells Kirsty that it’s definitely over – all supposing he has the right hiking boots and sticks to make it through her forest of false eyelashes.
Michael’s plot to get Janine back to Walford is successful. But what’s his long-term plan? He tells her he’s glad she’s back as his life is dull without her. Well, apart from the night he took Alice’s virginity, although I suspect he’ll keep quiet about that.
Jean is stressed on Monday, with Ian bossing her around, but when he gives her a glass of wine – steady, Ian, don’t overdo the generosity – she remembers that her horoscope said treats might signal romance. You need to get out more, Jean. On Thursday, with Bianca and Shirley, Jean sneaks into Scarlett’s and they manage to set the place on fire and the sprinkler system goes off. Still, Ian’s establishments are well used to drips.