Bli Blimey, that was a boring we week. When the youngsters set off in the car, I wasn’t exp expecting Road Trip, but this wa wasn’t even Trumpton Trip. Ab Abi though she was pregnant but wasn’t, Jay kissed someone else (you’d think he had mu murdered her, for the trauma that ensued), and ten grand went missing – w well, not exactly missing, but stolen by Cindy. Oh, yes, and Lola decided she liked Peter, who displayed about as much enthusiasm for it all as a lumberjack at a bonsai convention.
The result of all this drama on Tuesday is Carl driving Phil off at high speed only to… yes, you guessed it, crash, leaving Phil fighting for his life, sprawled across the bonnet. In all fairness, that was where one